Quotables: Saturday Night Come-Ons

Entering Leverett Gate …

[Twenty-something yuppie, passing by mid-conversation with his friend, makes a beeline for me]
Him: “… and I have just found the love of my life. OHHH!”
[The "OH" timed for him to shove his face inches from my cleavage.]
Me, to blockmates: “Well. That was impressively crude.”
Him: “Well. That was impressively Harvard.”
Maggie: “Is that what they’re telling themselves these days?”

On Mt. Auburn by the Phoenix …

[Guy in car with his homies following me as I walk down the street]
Guy: “Hey! Hey! HEY!”
[I pause - unwise on my part]
Guy: “What does it take to get into one of those parties?”
Me: “Do you go to Harvard?”
Guy: “No.”
Me: “Sorry.”
[I start to walk off.]
Guy: “Wait, wait. What does it take to get with one of you ladies?”
Me: “Do you go to Harvard?”