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Giving it my all
“I feel really bad about myself because I can’t fit all of it in,” said one of my friends. Apparently, his new boyfriend is a bit more well-endowed than what he’s used to. That makes the logistics of blowjobs more complicated than usual.
I, on the other hand — clocking in at a lovely 5-foot-nothing — am used to not being able to take it all. It’s not like I have a huge mouth. I mean, figuratively speaking, I do. But if we’re talking literal, even my dentist is dissatisfied with my ability to ahem, open wide. In fact, I leave most dentist offices with an aching jaw, cursing my small Asian pucker. So is it any surprise that blowjobs in combination with the harsh New England wind have left my lips chapped for weeks at a time?
And still, I can’t help but deliver upon request. Last Thursday night with Aidan was no exception. After promising myself that I would not do anything stupid, I managed to end up not-so-clothed on his freshly laundered sheets. A brush of his stubble against my cheek and I was done for. The action heated up and I coyly asked him as my mouth grazed his navel, “Sooo … what do you think I should do now?” He looked up with an expression of momentary confusion and expectation before responding with a suggestion that I was more than happy to oblige.
So I leaned down and ran my tongue over the crease at his pelvis before tackling the far more ambitious task of his shaft. But with three inches down and several more to go, I found myself in the same predicament as my friend above. My mouth full, I whimpered and realized that this was just not going to work. Fuck.
I should have expected this. Even before I actually hooked up with Aidan, I had heard quite a few testimonials from his pals. I literally spent one evening being escorted back to Mather from a party with three of his friends in tow, all of them extoling the virtues and girth of his member. Days later, I was approached by yet another friend, who described Aidan’s penis as “ginormous” in addition to “bulging.” Apparently, while females forge friendships via shopping trips, males bond by bragging about each other’s penises.
But on Thursday night, I was in no position to disagree with any of his friends’ assessments. At the very least he could be described as “bulging” though “intimidating” and “impressive” are other adjectives that come in mind. Never one to back down from a formidable challenge, I took it like a trooper. Grasping most of his cock with my hand, I stroked the bottom half while licking his head tentatively. I figured that the grip of my palm could make up for what wouldn’t fit. As I tongued the underside, he inhaled sharply and then I took in as much as I could, running my tongue hard against the ridge.
When he came, the result was proportional to his size — meaning much more than I anticipated. Several gulpfuls later, I was wondering if this was something I should’ve trained for. But the next morning when I woke up, I determined that experience was the best teacher … and I decided to wake him up with a repeat of last night’s action.
By the time we hit the snooze button for the fifth time, he was as breathless as I was.
October 16th, 2006 at 1:56 am
holy shit. much more graphic than i expected this entry to end up.
October 16th, 2006 at 3:31 am
I aim to please.
October 16th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
how dare you
October 16th, 2006 at 9:44 pm
this might be interesting to you. . .
October 17th, 2006 at 12:07 am
Re: Atwood — she kinda rocks my socks. But I digress. :-)
This entry is HOT, sista! Perfect descriptions, perfect play-by-play. Oooh, I think I just had an Ivy-gasm!
October 17th, 2006 at 3:43 am
please stop. you actually write well and deserve better than a cheap sex blog.
everytime you call yourself a slut/imply that you are a slut, you are helping women all over the world to become a little more objectified.
you are obviously unhappy. ask yourself why. and then write about something less degrading.
October 17th, 2006 at 9:33 am
first of all, commenter “red” needs to get laid. shut your pie hole. this woman can blog about whatever the hell she wants, and if you don’t like it, then stop reading!
second, amen to the experience being the best teacher. i’ve been with my significant other for several years, and at first it was a big deal (literally and metaphorically) because he is so, um, big. but all it takes is a little practice, figuring out which angles work and which don’t. it just takes perseverence and ambition, and no ivy leaguer has ever lacked those qualities!
October 17th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
You write a helluva blowjob.
Smart use of the hand grasp–it satisfies the fellow, and prevents you from gagging.
Mind you, around these parts, we call that technique “sucking cock like a girl.”
October 18th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Hmmm. I’ve never had the problem of not being able to take it all.
Sucks for you guys.
October 22nd, 2006 at 8:55 pm
To the prudes: Oh, please!
To you, my dear, deep throating is not all it’s cracked up to be. Good hand action along with the mouth is the perfect combo for BJs, so you are doing fine. Now, when it comes to fucking, that’s different, but down there is somewhat more pliable.
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January 24th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
guys talking about other guy’s penises are ahem - gay. Normal guys dont talk about their friend’s penises. Your story is bogus or there are a lot of non-hetero-sexual males at H.
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April 10th, 2007 at 2:17 am
at least you know what your mouth is for! : o
April 22nd, 2007 at 7:58 am
Apparently Mike never played for a sports team of any kind, or is a major homophobe. Just about every team I’ve been a part of has involved vaguely homo-erotic acts at one point or another (from group showers to showing off weird contortions in the locker room that turn arrangements of cock and balls into modern art masterpieces). Furthermore, helping your friends get laid while also concurrently increasing their anxiety over bedroom performance is helpful while fun, and not (necessarily) gay. If I’m wrong - there ARE alot of gay guys at harvard
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