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Cocktease in Blue Tee
UPDATE 10/27 3:05 a.m. — NEW PROPOSED TITLE FOR THIS PHOTO: WINKING NIPPLES!
UPDATE 10/26 1:17 p.m. — I think LPZ said it best over AIM last night.
LPZ: Your entire most recent post on Sex and the Ivy
LPZ: … is a debate joke.
LPZ: Well done.
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Reader Q & A
Q: What are your standards?
A: Currently, I dig boys in need of personal assistants and haircuts. They could also use more efficient wake-up systems than phone calls from their parents. What can I say? I like works-in-progress.
Q: Is there any validity to the title of this post?
A: Probably not. If I’m interested, I tend to deliver. And then they stop calling. Assholes.
Q: What’s the debate joke?
A: Ask a debater.
Q: Do the Deans know what’s going on in their Harvard dorms?
A: My roommates don’t know what’s going on in their dorm.
Q: Where’s the right nipple?
A: Didn’t get along with the left one.
October 26th, 2006 at 1:45 am
So what was the point of posting this?
October 26th, 2006 at 1:51 am
I am an attention whore who enjoys objectifying herself.
October 26th, 2006 at 1:54 am
Ah well cant argue with that response. Carry on!
October 26th, 2006 at 2:45 am
…you know, the shirt raises an interesting question: what are your standards? and if you have any (jk) is there any validity to the title of this post (i.e. does it even matter?)
October 26th, 2006 at 2:47 am
Hmmm — do the deans know what’s going on in their Harvard dorms?
October 26th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Wow.. Harvard rocks! That’s a very sexy picture, and far nicer to see than the half-naked pictures of Aleksey Vayner I keep coming across. Hope you find someone who exceeds your standards by a longshot. ;)
October 26th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
I can see the right nipple, what’s wrong with you. Take it from a dirty old man, you are a nice young slutsky.
October 27th, 2006 at 1:37 am
Im sorry. I just read your reply and Im sincerely wondering if your fucking with me. Because though I have actually met you, I would be severely hard-pressed (against you?) to find that you would actually be tailoring your answer specifically to me. Needless to say, I haven’t cut my hair since May and my room looks like something exploded in it. Neither of which i can say i am proud of.
By the way, for whoever was wondering what the debate joke is, consider the possibility of having sex with yourself as opposed to with someone else. Im kidding. well, only in part. But perhaps you would be better served anyways by searching out literary fare more common to the credit of Hef. just a thought.
ps that goes for the prudes who called her a slutsky (though i know it was in jest) and inquired about the Dean’s level of awareness regarding the state of sex at Harvard. Dont ask (I epitomize it)
October 27th, 2006 at 6:12 pm
having been captain of the debate team, I love this post :) also brought back good memories of late nights in the back of the debate bus…
October 29th, 2006 at 6:34 am
Teamcest! Got to loooove that shit.