Quotables: Suspicious Behavior
Monday, October 30, 2006 7:00 pm
Mather Dining Hall
Rena: Are you drunk?
Me: Uh … no.
Rena: I’m always suspicious.
Sunday, November 5, 2006 6:30 pm
Mather Dining Hall
Me (to JB and Maggie): I am sooo drunk right now.
After attending SM’s tea with Terra, I left Winthrop for dinner at Mather. Tea, I should add, includes four or five servings of wine. Today, I couldn’t recall 1) walking home, 2) entering the dining hall, 3) locating JB or Maggie or 4) what I ate and how long it took to eat it. Trashed before dinner — how deliciously forbidden.

November 7th, 2006 at 10:07 am
…and to think that i had seen you traverse as you hunted down your dinner, quite perverse! all -juxta ‘nd furrow’d .and how i thought what a delicious fair, to be laid bare….but alas, you were more buxom than i, and so, i left as quickly as i had cum.
November 8th, 2006 at 2:14 am
Oh, I know what you ate for dinner that night: whatever was on my tray as my dinner! :P