Quickies: Tattoos, Seth Cohen, & Bad PR

* Back from Arizona where I rang in the New Year with my So Cal pals. Flying off to Boston tomorrow night on a red-eye and arriving Friday morning to globally warmed New England.

* In my first instance of non-Ivy media attention, Radar Magazine called me a “gum-snapping phone-sex operator” in a factually questionable entry on their Pulp Friction blog. At least it’s a publication I’d subscribe to. So you know what this means: I have pop culture significance. I think this is what we call a “new low” in American society.

* The Kate Spade sale kicked off online today. I will blow the first person to buy me the Kensington Ariane in Ruby (image displayed).

* Got inked today at Shogun Tattoo — pictures tk!

* It’s the end of “The O.C.”, according to USA Today’s Pop Candy. I pretty much would let Seth Cohen do anything to me … even anal. I obviously love my Jewish boys (shoutout to Rody).

* Purchased my plane ticket to Philadelphia, thus making official my intercession plans to rendezvous with UPenn sex journalist Jessica Gold in late January.

* Apparently, no one believes Kyle put up with the longest cocktease in the history of Harvard. If it wasn’t for the circumstances, I’d out the lad just to prove it. And obviously, I still need to pen a real sex scene with actual intercourse. But these things — like his orgasms — take time.

* Check out my sidebar my new page listing the Cast of Characters (a.k.a. everyone I’ve libeled, stalked, and drunk dialed). Also, blog entries are now tagged with character names for handy access to archived dirt. I think it’d be awesome to host a Reading Period tea party with all characters in attendance. Okay, so it miiight be a bit awkward for the guys. This is an event in progress.

* And lastly, there are now icons to “share the sex.” Digg me.