FM’s “Chatter”: Not-So-Blind Items in Harvard’s Page Six

Since Googling myself is only so much fun, I decided to dig up my own dirt today. Fifteen Minutes, The Harvard Crimson’s weekend magazine, runs a gossip column called “Chatter”. It’s mentioned me on several occasions this year because I am apparently a coke addiction and pubic dye-job away from becoming Harvard’s Lindsay Lohan.

I’m actually elected to the magazine board but don’t contribute regularly to the paper … unless inappropriate sound bytes count. Anyhow, FM is the best part of The Crimson, Chatter is the best part of FM, and Lena-related gossip items are the best part of Chatter (naturally). Links follow, discretion does not (I mean, I don’t think anyone needs help identifying the blurbs about me):