Sailing, Stabler, & Safety Drills

Sailing
Who’s coming to Cambridge for the regatta this weekend?

If you told my high school self that I would be attending regattas in college, I would’ve asked, “What the fuck is a regatta and will there be hot boys there?” To which the answers are “a racey race” and “yes”. Factoid: my first college hook-up was with a German rower in town for Head of the Charles during my freshman fall.

Stabler
I now plan my cardio around Law & Order: SVU. This is good because USA shows reruns every weeknight at 8pm and new episodes air Tuesdays at 10pm on NBC. All that running? It’s toward Chris Meloni.

Safety Drills
My therapy session this morning was interrupted today by a fire alarm, which I am interpreting as a Very Bad Omen. While in the middle of explaining my recent anxiety from a disturbing dream semi-related to Kyle, an alarm went off in UHS. After it persisted for several minutes, my therapist Anna and I realized that we actually had to leave; that no, this was not one of those “mandatory” bureaucratic things we could dismiss. I exited the building with Anna leading the way in a slightly incredulous state.

Um, at least this wasn’t yesterday when I would’ve been in the middle of a pap smear around the same time? Stirrups + fire = MAD awk.