Double Takes

Never hook up with a twin. You will spend the rest of your life questioning your recognition skills when you bump into his brother.

On the bright side, I can tell definitely tell a former hook-up apart from his twin … even when the guy is fully clothed and I am both drunk and high. So drunk and high, in fact, that I blurt out loudly in front of a crowd, “See? I totally know what the guy I had sex with looks like!”

It was not exactly my proudest moment this weekend.

Related: Maggie, you suck. Thanks for totally psyching me out last night.