Any Tech Geeks With Piercings Want to Spend Thanksgiving With Me?

(Just warning you, in case you didn’t already suspect, this is going to be a stream-of-consciousness entry a la Tumblr.)

Solved my Facebook dilemma with a healthy dose of vanity: Don’t add my personal profile, add my fan page. In my defense, I found a random group started not so long ago and thought it’d be more efficient if I could consolidate — okay, fine, I’m just self-obsessed.

Twitter of the Day: ” Has anyone else ever written in the wrong IM window while cybering? It’s really awkward, FYI.”

That’s what I get for cybering with one guy, flirting with another, and text teasing yet another simultaneously. But at night’s end, I’m going to bed alone. I’m just a technology ho. Really.

In other news, I have no Thanksgiving plans. I was going to go to New York but apparently, NO ONE is in town or going to town. Or at least no one I checked with. (If you’re taking off for New York and crave completely reckless company, call me.) But as of now — “now” being technically Monday, as in TWO days before Thanksgiving — I’m kind of plan-less. My god, I’m going to be alone in my dorm room with a couple of lines bottle of wine on Thursday. Someone save me.

Totally unrelated (unless you count the subject line of this post): Why are boys with brow piercings so hot? I don’t really know why but I immediately want to make out like it’s high school with boys who look like this. Or boys who understand tech stuff. In fact, if I could design my ideal guy of the moment, he would have at least one piercing (preferably two), be able to program, prefer drugs over booze (I never drink anymore), love out-of-town trips, and eat sushi like it’s his job. But also have a real job. That involves computers. And yes, I totally just linked to four actual men in this paragraph off the top of my head and didn’t even have to use Google. Don’t judge. Seriously, someone IT-proficient email me already and let’s discuss (disqus? never getting tired of that variation haha) the holes in our bodies.

Also unrelated (remember, this is stream-of-consciousness, duh): The Harvard Undergraduate Council now has a sex blog. Okay, fine, so it’s just a blog. However, I was told by the big, white men in charge that they “might post porn”, specifically “Petersen porn.” That comment might have been facetious. When I asked whether a link swap would be appropriate considering my sometimes inappropriate content, a plucky sophomore rep who will go unnamed responded with: “The UC Blog is all about celebrating the diversity of viewpoints here — especially on the position of students (baddd punnn).” Gotta love student government.

In conclusion, 1) become a Facebook fan of Sex and the Ivy, 2) don’t drink and cyber, 3) please do drugs with me instead of visiting your family for Thanksgiving, 4) especially do drugs with me if you can fix my website at the same time, and 5) my student government is an amateur porn distributer.

Good night.