Facebook Follies: Identity Theft

CK’s boyfriend Spencer has hijacked my, uh, “festive” Facebook photo for use on his profile. Note his status message update in his mini-feed.

He did this after several people, me included, responded to his most recent Facebook photo with confusion and discomfort:

I love the boy, his ringlets, and his handling of my bullshit but Strub does not usually channel “sexy beast” so seeing this photo of him is the equivalent of people seeing me in a habit. This is Spencey Spence on a more typical evening:

A pre-haircut Strub at Enormous Room in Central Square for ZAP’s 21st birthday party

As you can see, he actually looks nothing like an Asian bleeding heart nympho, nor would he ever don what can only be described as a “Santa Slut” outfit. And if he did, he most certainly would not consent to being photographed in it.