Quotables: Weiner With Coke Please

Frosh (talking to my friend): so I had the weirdest dream last night and you and lena were in it. [redacted] were having a joint party and apparently all their rooms are right next to each other and you and i were sitting down chatting or doing something else and lena was like “you two come”. we ended up going outside to a hotdog stand where there was a drug dealer, and then she went to the bank, took out 6k and then bought 600 grams of coke from the hotdog stand man. so apparently coke is $10. and then she poured the coke into a box and just put her face in the box. i don’t remember what happened after that. i feel like we did lines and then we had a threesome/makeout session with lena.