The Ivy League Co-ed Who Has Orgasms In Her Sleep

Looks like New York magazine finally published my sex diaries. I wrote this sometime in June, in the middle of my abstinence streak which didn’t end until more than midway through summer.

As one commenter says, “This was the most mind-numbing peak into a black hole of a pathetic sex life I have ever read.” Trust me, I know. I was there.