Me: So, would you like to have sex?

Boy Who Has A Thesis Due: Now is … not a good time.

Me: When’s a good time?

Boy: Can I get back to you on this later?

Me: Sure. When?

Boy: March 20th.

Mark: “There’s something about you that’s very magnetic. I’ve only seen it in one or two other people that I’ve met. Like of course you’re attractive, and cute, and funny, and all that good stuff, but there’s something about you that draws people in, keeps people interested, and keeps people coming back.”
Me: “I sound like a drug dealer.”

An amusing conversation with one of my fave ‘07ers. Happy birthday MSM!

Me: “He’s 27.”
Rody: “Okay, that’s old.”
Me: “But he’s a student! That’s like …”
Rody: “Perpetual youth? Kind of.”
Me: “The academic version of age-defying moisturizer.”

Frosh (talking to my friend): so I had the weirdest dream last night and you and lena were in it. [redacted] were having a joint party and apparently all their rooms are right next to each other and you and i were sitting down chatting or doing something else and lena was like “you two come”. we ended up going outside to a hotdog stand where there was a drug dealer, and then she went to the bank, took out 6k and then bought 600 grams of coke from the hotdog stand man. so apparently coke is $10. and then she poured the coke into a box and just put her face in the box. i don’t remember what happened after that. i feel like we did lines and then we had a threesome/makeout session with lena.

Currently making plans for Vegas with my friends from high school.

Jo (my best friend from home): So for 11 people, we’re going to allocate about $100 for drinks.
Me: Wait, what if I don’t drink?
Alan: Then we’re going to allocate $50.
Jo: You’re not an alcoholic anymore? Er. I mean. Yeah.